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Happy thanksgiving! 

Happy birthday to me!  I like birthdays, but I especially like them when they are on Thanksgiving.  I feel like the country takes time off to be thankful for my birth.  This year is even more special, because I recently found out Joe Gibbs' birthday is today--and all true Americans are most thankful for his birth as well. 

Go Joe!

Wow guess what...  After a few days of drying out, my camera is working again!  Washing the camera had just become my answer to "What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?"  Now, the return of the camera becomes the most amazing thing that's ever happen to me. 

I think it's truly a testament to the power of modern engineering.  Not that they designed it to be laundry-proof--but if that isn't "robust" then wtf is?!  Bravo to the folks at Canon.

I'm in the SF bay area now.  I flew from St. Louis.  I figured I'd do my laundry here, so I put all my dirty clothes in a plastic bag separate from my clean clothes.  I put my digital camera in the bag as well so it would be well padded during the flight.

This morning, I threw my clothes in the wash.  Just now, I was throwing a bunch in the dryer when I heard a THUMP.  Funny, my undies never went THUMP before.  Ah...  Hello my now very clean Digital Elph. 

I am such a retard.  There will be no picture updates from me on this trip.

I saw "Nowhere in Africa" on Saturday.  Many of you guys out there (haha who am I kidding?  Both of you who read this are guys.) don't know about this movie, because it's a 2.5 hour drama.  I didn't know about it either.  My friend (a girl) asked if I wanted to go see a movie.  I had nothing to do so I said sure...  I go wait outside my building to get picked up.

Once I get outside, I realize I have to go to the bathroom.  I had recently reheated a pizza that was heavy on the cheese.  If you're Asian (haha I know you're both Asian) then you know what I'm talking about.  After 5 minutes of waiting, I figure I'll make a run inside for the bathroom.  Of course my friend calls up once I get there.  No stopping the course of nature at that point.  When I get back to the car, everyone's laughing at me.  ho ho laugh at the gastrointestinally challenged.

Turns out it's 4 girls in the car and we meet up with 1 other girl at the mall.  Where were all the guys?  Probably off at a strip club while I did their boyfriend duties for them--taking girls to a chick flick.  No big deal, except the movie sells out RIGHT before we get there (probably because of my bowel escapade).  Next showing is in 3 hours... 

So, I spent 3 hours with 5 girls at the mall.  It was unlike anything I've experienced before.  They let me enter their world of shopping, gossip, and silliness.  I was a little distressed at first, thinking we could wait it out a bar.  Alcohol can get me through any social situation.  In the end, it was all worth it... and even a pretty good movie.  Maybe next time, I will show the girls the guy's side of the mall: the computer games store, foot locker, and the chairs in Ann Taylor where guys wait for girls.

Kris Kross will make you jump jump..  Check out Ray recoiling from Frank's armpit stench.

Another beauty from the jumping series.  Notice the way Kelvin jumps.  "Yippee!" says Kelvin!  "I'm so happy!"